So anyway, there's this AU of the Friends'verse where Hetty Lange is a Tok'ra, LJ Gibbs is a woman and Cam's daddy has a much older sister that no one really talks about who left Black Mountain when she was 17, and you can probably see where this is going by now ...  I lay the blame for this solidly at the feet of [personal profile] killing_rose who made the comment that spawned this as-yet unnamed AU and then totally egged me on to write it, as well as [personal profile] ilyena_sylph who made a comment about "powerfully Southern  names" and led me to conclude that  of course Gibbs (of either sex) is a Mitchell, because that explains everything.  This snippet?  Totally their fault.

[also x-posted to my personal journal]

Better Than No Family At All )

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